It's been a while since I've used a public restroom. I mean I've used restrooms @ work, but that is reserved for employees. Now I work @ a college so there are a lot more people using these facilities. What I don't get is, what possesses a person to leave a chocolate log or beef stew in the toilet? I mean, is it really too much to ask to flush their little gift into the sewers!? Not only that, but there always seems to be toilet paper all over the floor.
What really goes through a persons mind when they perform this ludicrious act? Walk in, pull out a toilet seat protector, sit down, make a deposit, OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE TIME!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!, spin the toilet roll like you are on the "Price is Right", wipe w/ whatever didn't hit the floor, pull up the pants hoping you don't leave tread marks, wet your hands, dry w/ paper towel throwing it to the floor, and bolt out of there like grease lighting...
I mean, COME ON!! I wonder if ladies deal w/ this kind of 'crap'.
1 comment:
Hahaha, that was a great rant. As for us ladies...we have it worse. For some reason unknown to me...some women feel the need to "hover" over the toilet seat when they pee (so they don't touch their pretty little asses on the seat I guess) and all this does is cover said seat with urine. So for the next shmuck who comes in and doesn't mind sitting on the seat unfortunately sits in pee. So gross...let me tell ya, if everyone just sat down...we wouldn't have this problem!
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