Thursday, August 30, 2007

Public Restrooms


It's been a while since I've used a public restroom. I mean I've used restrooms @ work, but that is reserved for employees. Now I work @ a college so there are a lot more people using these facilities. What I don't get is, what possesses a person to leave a chocolate log or beef stew in the toilet? I mean, is it really too much to ask to flush their little gift into the sewers!? Not only that, but there always seems to be toilet paper all over the floor.

What really goes through a persons mind when they perform this ludicrious act? Walk in, pull out a toilet seat protector, sit down, make a deposit, OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE TIME!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!, spin the toilet roll like you are on the "Price is Right", wipe w/ whatever didn't hit the floor, pull up the pants hoping you don't leave tread marks, wet your hands, dry w/ paper towel throwing it to the floor, and bolt out of there like grease lighting...

I mean, COME ON!! I wonder if ladies deal w/ this kind of 'crap'.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Anger Management Wii Style

Ever wish you could just punch the snot out of someone. I've been having that urge lately. Then I realize, why the heck should I let anyone get me that annoyed? So I just pick up my Nintendo Wii Controller, make a Mii of the person that is annoying me, boot up Wii Sports and pound the snot out of them. It's strangely satisfying.